๐Ÿ‚ The oldest bull in the trenches

Meet Uncle Ansem.

Ansem is the bull. Baby Ansem is the little one. And Uncle Ansem? He's been here since block one โ€” and he does what the family hasn't done yet. Half of every fee he earns goes straight back into liquidity. Same bloodline. Deeper pool.

Uncle Ansem the bull
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The one thing that makes this different

Every coin in this family earns creator fees on pump.fun. ANSEM and BABYANSEM proved the name carries weight. Uncle Ansem takes that same energy and adds something the family needs โ€” deeper liquidity. Half of every fee goes straight back into the pool.

50%

Of every fee, into the pool

Half of all creator rewards this token earns gets routed right back into liquidity. Not a promise buried in a whitepaper โ€” a wallet you can watch on-chain.

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Thinner books, rougher rides

Deeper liquidity means smaller slippage, steadier floor, smoother entry and exit for everyone. The family's coins are legit โ€” the uncle just makes the chart ride smoother by keeping the pool fed.

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Transparent

The fee wallet and the LP top-ups are public. Don't trust the uncle's word โ€” check the chain. That's the whole point.

The Ansem bloodline

Every family's got one. The star, the little one, and the uncle who's seen every cycle and lived to tell it.

The Star

ANSEM

The Black Bull ยท ~$330M

The one that ran it up. Famous, loud, parabolic. Proved the name carries real weight. The bull that flies.

The Nephew

BABYANSEM

The little bull ยท ~$1.5M

Small, scrappy, riding the name. The little bull is real โ€” just needs more depth in the pool to ride smoother.

The Elder

UNCLEANSEM

Uncle Ansem ยท live now

Old enough to know liquidity is what makes a chart hold. The family didn't rug โ€” the uncle just adds what they're missing. 50% of fees straight into the pool, every time.

Tokenomics, plain and honest

It's a pump.fun coin. Standard bonding curve, standard SPL token. The twist is what happens to the fees.

1B
Total supply
0%
Team allocation
50%
Of fees โ†’ LP
100%
Fair launch

No presale. No private allocation. No team bag to unlock on you later. It launches on the bonding curve like everything else on pump.fun โ€” and unlike most coins, the uncle keeps feeding the pool the whole way up.

How to ape in

Four steps. If you've bought anything on Solana before, you already know three of them.

1

Get a wallet

Grab Phantom or Solflare. Load it with a bit of SOL from an exchange.

2

Go to pump.fun

Open the UNCLEANSEM page and connect your wallet. Verify the contract address first.

3

Swap SOL

Enter how much SOL you want in. Confirm the transaction. That's it.

4

Hold with the uncle

Watch the fee wallet top up the LP on-chain. Welcome to the family, nephew.

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Contract address โ€” always verify before you buy:

GJ2pAuuXm8vFbTDGtuoKvbQ2BpvxaLZRRDAReq6Dpump

The plan

No 40-page roadmap with a metaverse in Q7. It's a meme coin. Here's what actually matters.

Phase 1

Launch on the curve

Fair launch on pump.fun. Publish the fee wallet address so the 50%-to-LP loop is visible from day one.

Phase 2

Fill the pool

Trades generate fees, half of it flows back into liquidity, the book gets deeper. Graduate to Raydium.

Phase 3

Grow the family

Memes, X presence, community. The uncle's whole thing is looking after his own โ€” the family's strong, the pool just needs feeding.

Phase 4

Keep feeding it

The mechanic never turns off. As long as there are fees, half keeps going back into the pool. That's the entire pitch.

We don't chase pumps.
We build liquidity.

The Black Bull ran it up. The Baby Bull showed up. Now the Uncle brings what the family needs โ€” deeper liquidity. Half the fees. Back in the pool. Every time.

Buy $UNCLEANSEM โ†’